sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

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  • Anonymousyou look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
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    come closer one second

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    little closer

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    okay close enough

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    i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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    that would be me.

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    do you know what this crown means?

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    it means i look fucking cute

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    and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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    now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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    that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

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worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

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acefighterpilot:

bemysimmons:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

asexual sailors getting tired of having to rescue other sailors from sirens

they see each other when the ships sail past the rocks and they share a commiserating nod like, “can you believe this shit? every single time.”

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  • me during the summer:is today wednesday or sunday
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Pros and cons of making food

  • Pros:food
  • Cons:making
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